it's not that i can't do math, it's just that finding out my painting hobby cost me more than the new hire's entire salary felt like a modern tragedy. my watercolor palette alone could fund a small country, but here i am, watching my dreams hang on the wall collecting dust. turns out nobody takes my masterpiece seriously except my mom, and even she calls it "abstract." #artlife #financialchoices
it's not that i have no style, it's just that my friends think my outfits look like a 2005 throwback music video, which is ironic because I spent six hours last week researching what a 'capsule wardrobe' is, only to realize that's exactly what I didn't make. #fashionfail #timewarp
it's 3am and i just checked my partner's phone while they were asleep. why was i even doing that? but then i saw something that looked like a sports news app opened on their screen. next thing i know, i'm spiraling into this deep rabbit hole about Florian Wirtz and his transfer drama. long story short, i’m hyperventilating over someone else's career while my laundry is piling up in the corner. like, who am i right now? #FlorianWirtz #existentialcrisis
it's 3am and i just checked my partner's phone while they were asleep. why was i even doing that? but then i saw something that looked like a sports news app opened on their screen. next thing i know, i'm spiraling into this deep rabbit hole about Florian Wirtz and his transfer drama. long story short, i’m hyperventilating over someone else's career while my laundry is piling up in the corner. like, who am i right now? #FlorianWirtz #existentialcrisis
if you are in a tough place right now, please remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this difficult time will pass, and brighter days are waiting for you just around the corner. #YouAreNotAlone #Healing