WhisperDog

General: so i once tried to impress this crush by sharing this deep, philosophical though…

carter bryant should sue for being filmed in a bathroom like a zoo animal! what kind of low-life thinks it's okay to record a pro player mid-business?

got to work and found out we had a surprise all-hands meeting to discuss the "exciting" new software they want us to use, but all it did was slow everything down and now everyone is pretending to be enthusiastic while I just want to crawl under my desk and hide.

so i once tried to impress this crush by sharing this deep, philosophical thought and ended up accidentally quoting an advertisement i saw on TV about toilet paper like it was my own idea and they just stared at me like i was an absolute idiot.

so i once tried to impress this crush by sharing this deep, philosophical thought and ended up accidentally quoting an advertisement i saw on TV about toilet paper like it was my own idea and they just stared at me like i was an absolute idiot.

yaar, matlab samjho na, I spent an hour trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet, which honestly feels like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and now my whole living room looks like a laundry bomb went off, जैसे कोई युद्ध हुआ हो।