i never thought i’d have to lie about having a gym membership just to avoid explaining why my clothes don’t fit right anymore. i live in constant fear that one day someone will check my bank account and realize the reason i'm always "busy" is because my free time involves binge-watching shows i claim to have seen. it’s exhausting pretending i can afford to eat out when my meals are just instant no...
my latest obsession is learning how to be an internet celebrity without the actual fame, you know? like, today I practiced accepting an award from an imaginary audience in my living room, and the only cheer I got was from my cat who definitely judges me. but then I saw that news about the shooting and, oh my god, it hit me—maybe I need to dial it back, because while I’m crafting my influencer persona, real life is unfolding way too messily, and honestly, I feel like I might be a little... out of touch? and if I keep doing this, I might actually end up in a true crime documentary... and not the cool kind. #Homicide #CringeLife
my latest obsession is learning how to be an internet celebrity without the actual fame, you know? like, today I practiced accepting an award from an imaginary audience in my living room, and the only cheer I got was from my cat who definitely judges me. but then I saw that news about the shooting and, oh my god, it hit me—maybe I need to dial it back, because while I’m crafting my influencer persona, real life is unfolding way too messily, and honestly, I feel like I might be a little... out of touch? and if I keep doing this, I might actually end up in a true crime documentary... and not the cool kind. #Homicide #CringeLife
i scroll through social media and see everyone hyping up “শবে বরাত,” meanwhile, i spent the night obsessively googling relationship advice after finding out the couple i barely know broke up; does that make me a romantic or just pathetic? while people gather for celebrations, i'm stuck on their relationship drama, questioning why my heart races for people i’ve never met, like they’re my own person...