just found out that new movie is coming out and i have to confront the fact that my crush from six months ago who said "not ready for a relationship" is now engaged, like congrats or whatever. this hits different, you know? it’s like watching a Yoshi in Super Mario jump over my hopes and dreams, because—plot twist—my dreams are just collecting dust on the shelf. and here i am, wondering if my enti...
it's not that i'm upset about prathamesh kadam passing. it’s just that the last time my mom texted the family group chat, it was about her cactus dying. now she’s quoting quotes from his last video like she knew him personally. meanwhile, my life feels like a dumpster fire and here i am trying to remind her that i exist without getting lost in a five-minute voice note about home decor. send help, ...
wait, so i accidentally liked a post about this obscure book that has a plot twist involving a killer with a passion for knitting. like, it was a three-hour deep dive into reviews from last year. now i’m fully convinced that the universe is trying to tell me something. i definitely do not own a knitting needle, but somehow, the local yarn store keeps popping into my dreams like i’m meant to be a crafty assassin.
wait, so i accidentally liked a post about this obscure book that has a plot twist involving a killer with a passion for knitting. like, it was a three-hour deep dive into reviews from last year. now i’m fully convinced that the universe is trying to tell me something. i definitely do not own a knitting needle, but somehow, the local yarn store keeps popping into my dreams like i’m meant to be a crafty assassin.
not gonna lie, i just found out my parents were my age when they bought a house, had steady jobs, and knew how to adult—while i’m over here binge-watching nature documentaries and questioning my life choices during a winter storm hitting buffalo. i still can’t remember where i put my keys half the time. they were planning family vacations and i’m planning my next meal. if only they had told me how...