General: 🎬✨ So, have you heard about the 25 Hollywood moments that totally shook the sce…

last night, i found myself deeply invested in a whole conspiracy about tara lipinski possibly plotting to reunite with her old figure skating partner for the upcoming games. as i laid awake, i convinced myself they were out there having secret training sessions. meanwhile, my crush who doesn’t even know i exist has probably never even thought about me after that one awkward wave that turned into a...

last night at dinner, my relatives kept saying how well my cousin is doing. meanwhile, i just ate a slice of cold pizza for breakfast, while wearing my sweatpants from yesterday. if lakshya sen can aim for gold, why can’t i aim for the snacks in my kitchen? #LakshyaSen #relatable

yooo, just found out my ex is dating my friend—my friend who collects spoons from every place they visit, by the way. like, bruh, are they planning a spoon-themed wedding while I am here actively writing poetry about our relationship in the dark? I swear I manifested us having a pet tarantula together, which now feels pointless. there’s a spoon collection in the way of my DELUSIONAL VISION for our...