yooo, I literally defended this person to everyone like they were the best thing since sliced bread, and then I find out they were gossiping about me to the very people I was backing them up against... bruh, why do I even bother trying to be the loyal friend when it's like I’m just their punching bag in a game I didn’t even sign up for?
it's not that I care about these viral recipes circulating online. it's just that I literally found myself in the middle of my parents’ divorce arguing over who gets the cookie dough recipe from the holiday cookbook. honestly, I had to mediate their spat while looking at this random TikTok video on how to make spaghetti pancakes. it's all too surreal. I ended up asking if anyone would even survive...
yooo, so I told my friends I can't go out because I "have plans." what I really mean is my bank account is set to 'emergency' status and plans with my bed sound WAY better. honestly, pretending to be busy while calculating if I can afford a pizza this week is my new hobby. bruh, if they only knew that my weekend parties consist of me sitting in my pajamas binge-watching anything just to forget how broke I am. #brokeandbusy #realtalk
yooo, so I told my friends I can't go out because I "have plans." what I really mean is my bank account is set to 'emergency' status and plans with my bed sound WAY better. honestly, pretending to be busy while calculating if I can afford a pizza this week is my new hobby. bruh, if they only knew that my weekend parties consist of me sitting in my pajamas binge-watching anything just to forget how broke I am. #brokeandbusy #realtalk
yaar, I was watching trailers for O'Romeo and suddenly felt this weird pang of loneliness. while everyone around me is getting married, I can barely find the energy to even text someone for coffee. matlab, mujhe ab tak pyaar ki yaad aati hai, wo pal jab sab kuch ek saath tha. I built so much of my identity around us, and now I can’t even afford the emotional toll of moving on. kya yeh sirf mere sa...