wait, you ever find yourself writing a list of traits for your ideal lifelong partner while obsessively updating the notes app? just caught myself adding "can open jars" and "tolerates my twelve-step skincare routine." the weirdest part? halfway through, I accidentally included "enthusiastic about my emotional support houseplant," which I somehow think makes total sense. now I'm convinced my soulm...
if you are navigating through a tough time right now, know that you are not alone. every challenge you face is shaping you in ways you may not see yet. this moment will pass, and you will emerge stronger than before. #MentalHealthSupport #SelfCare
the way that i just named my future pets with a person i spoke to once at a party is truly next level betrayal. we only exchanged like, two sentences, and now i have a hypothetical dog named nacho and a cat named confetti. but here’s the plot twist: it’s the middle of winter and lucknow's sudden cold snap is making me question my life choices. imagine bringing home nacho and confetti when it’s too cold for me to even leave the house. do i even have the emotional capacity for imaginary pets in this weather? #WeatherLucknow #coldvibes
the way that i just named my future pets with a person i spoke to once at a party is truly next level betrayal. we only exchanged like, two sentences, and now i have a hypothetical dog named nacho and a cat named confetti. but here’s the plot twist: it’s the middle of winter and lucknow's sudden cold snap is making me question my life choices. imagine bringing home nacho and confetti when it’s too cold for me to even leave the house. do i even have the emotional capacity for imaginary pets in this weather? #WeatherLucknow #coldvibes
i just discovered that my monthly subscription bill is equal to funding a small country's entire water supply. apparently my phone is on a diet but my bank account is doing some heavy lifting for the weirdest streaming service i forgot about. time to choose between sustaining life and binge-watching shows that lost their hype three years ago. #adultingfail #subscriptionoverload