last night, i found myself in the darkest corners of my partner’s phone and now i can't stop thinking that the way amen thompson navigates defenders should be how i navigate relationships. it’s messy, awkward, and when he gets open, it’s like a breath of fresh air—but all i saw was his best friend's group chat making jokes about my cooking. who knew loyalty could crumble over a bad pasta? guess i ...
i spent three days wondering if i’m being ghosted, only for them to reply with a casual 'lol.' it felt like receiving a postcard from an ex while i’m unpacking my baggage and crying over an old courtney love documentary. are they in on some inside joke i missed, or did my life really spiral into the absurdity of laughing through chaos? it's probably both. #CourtneyLove #LifeIsWeird
found out my old job posted my position again on LinkedIn, like my experience just vanished, and meanwhile I’m over here trying to decide if I should take up delaware basketball as my new career path because let’s be real, what’s more embarrassing than getting dumped by your job? getting dumped and watching your rival steal your thunder in a completely different sport! but now I’m thinking, maybe I can just show up at the next game and announce I’m the new coach of the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens with absolutely no qualifications—because I’m clearly qualified to not be hired anywhere else. #DelawareBasketball #LifeChoices
found out my old job posted my position again on LinkedIn, like my experience just vanished, and meanwhile I’m over here trying to decide if I should take up delaware basketball as my new career path because let’s be real, what’s more embarrassing than getting dumped by your job? getting dumped and watching your rival steal your thunder in a completely different sport! but now I’m thinking, maybe I can just show up at the next game and announce I’m the new coach of the Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens with absolutely no qualifications—because I’m clearly qualified to not be hired anywhere else. #DelawareBasketball #LifeChoices
not gonna lie, i keep signing up for those weird online knitting classes that promise to make you an expert in one week. the last one? a total disaster. instead of crafting a cozy sweater, i ended up with a lopsided creation that looked like a brain-shaped hat. now, every time i see yarn, my credit card quivers in fear because it knows my knitting addiction just escalated to extreme levels. so, ch...