why did nobody tell me that aging means being one alarm clock away from a full existential crisis? honestly, last night I spent an hour Googling symptoms for "chronic tiredness" and found out I am literally two steps away from a mysterious illness that probably involves frogs or something. I was just trying to understand why I’ve never been this exhausted while simultaneously stressing about if I ...
i named my future pets with someone i spoke to once for two minutes during a class i dropped. now i am low-key building my pet parenting empire, and our first pet is named "beau webster" after that random cricketer. honestly, it feels more serious than any relationship i've ever had. planning our pet’s life together keeps me awake at night, and i have zero idea how to explain this to my therapist...
just discovered that I have ten subscriptions to streaming services. TEN. I only watch the same show on repeat. now I feel like a hoarder, but instead of old newspapers, it’s just failed attempts at trying new things—like, I actually thought I would start meditating or learning guitar. now I need to cancel them all, but what if the one time I’m in the mood for a random documentary about squid is when my membership is gone? yeah. I could ask my friends, but I forgot all their birthdays anyway. great. #Comed #adultingfail
just discovered that I have ten subscriptions to streaming services. TEN. I only watch the same show on repeat. now I feel like a hoarder, but instead of old newspapers, it’s just failed attempts at trying new things—like, I actually thought I would start meditating or learning guitar. now I need to cancel them all, but what if the one time I’m in the mood for a random documentary about squid is when my membership is gone? yeah. I could ask my friends, but I forgot all their birthdays anyway. great. #Comed #adultingfail
day 21 of holding my breath in the frozen food aisle. a worker asked if I needed help finding something and I literally said no. like, who was I kidding? the only thing I was looking for was the courage to say yes to the five-cheese pizza that was literally calling my name. now I am home, eating an apple, and regretting my life choices.