i really thought my plants were all gonna die when i forgot to water them for a week and then i found out they are actually thriving - like, how did that even happen? now i feel like maybe my luck is turning or something because i was so stressed about it all and now they are actually so green and happy.
so someone casually mentioned that the word “moist” is just one letter away from “most” and now i am literally haunted by this stupid thought, like do people really get to live their lives knowing this while i am spiraling into existential dread over it, thanks random guy.
so apparently my insurance needs TWO WEEKS to approve my chemo, like should i just hang out with my cancer and plan a nice picnic or what, i mean is there a permission slip i need to submit for that too? i thought we lived in the future but it turns out we are still waiting for someone to stamp a piece of paper...
so apparently my insurance needs TWO WEEKS to approve my chemo, like should i just hang out with my cancer and plan a nice picnic or what, i mean is there a permission slip i need to submit for that too? i thought we lived in the future but it turns out we are still waiting for someone to stamp a piece of paper...
so i guess if you take one smiling selfie in a million sad ones it means you’re suddenly all better huh, like being happy for two seconds cancels out every struggle ever. love how a little joy gets you tossed off disability benefits like that, guess i should've perfected my resting miserable face for the gram.