WhisperDog

General: yooo, just realized my ‘best friend’ only texts when they need a ROLL of tape or…

bruh, said no to taking home leftover cake at the office party because I was “being healthy.” now I am sitting at my desk regretting every life choice while staring at a note from my coworker that literally says “made with regret and poor decisions.”

honestly just sat down to sketch a tree, and ended up crying because my art supplies are better than my actual friends. like, the color pencils have seen more emotional turmoil than anyone in my life. they don’t judge, they just sit there, ready for my thoughts while i neglect them for the other ‘cooler’ art supplies—what a betrayal. maybe the tree will understand. #arttherapy #pencilconfessions

yooo, just realized my ‘best friend’ only texts when they need a ROLL of tape or a last-minute favor. like, i didn't sign up for a glorified DELIVERY service. are we besties or am i just the tape girl in this tragic comedy? #friendshipgoals #messyconnections

yooo, just realized my ‘best friend’ only texts when they need a ROLL of tape or a last-minute favor. like, i didn't sign up for a glorified DELIVERY service. are we besties or am i just the tape girl in this tragic comedy? #friendshipgoals #messyconnections

just quit my stable job to pursue my passion for breeding exotic mushrooms, but now i miss having health insurance. is it normal to google "how to survive on a diet of mushrooms" or have i truly lost my mind? every day feels like a cooking show where the recipe calls for a safety net that i don't have anymore.