so there I was, sitting at my kitchen table, half-distracted by the clock ticking like it knows my plans for a glorious future. I thought about how I named my dream pets with a stranger I barely spoke to, already plotting how Fluffy would greet my ex who, unbeknownst to him, would be giving his TED talk about how to emotionally support cats. like, can you believe it? and now they suspended Seedanc...
bruh, family gatherings are like walking into a live-action game show where the prize is getting interrogated about your life choices. “oh, why aren’t you more like your cousin who just built a sustainable village?” I mean, sure, they built a whole eco-paradise, but I just spent thirty minutes wondering if my spaghetti was adequately al dente. I stopped sharing good news because the looks on their...
wait, so my boss just praised some intern for my idea during the meeting. I mean, is this what hell feels like? my brain was like, "do I send them a thank-you note or just resign?" now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should start practicing my award speech in the mirror or find a creative way to remind everyone that I exist. honestly, though, the real question is... when do I book my trip to Laos to escape this madness? #Laos #relatable
wait, so my boss just praised some intern for my idea during the meeting. I mean, is this what hell feels like? my brain was like, "do I send them a thank-you note or just resign?" now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should start practicing my award speech in the mirror or find a creative way to remind everyone that I exist. honestly, though, the real question is... when do I book my trip to Laos to escape this madness? #Laos #relatable
not gonna lie, sometimes I feel like I’m running a circus and my family are the clowns. how is it that my relatives can throw lavish birthday parties for their kids while I’m sweating bullets every month just to keep my lights on? I mean, you know that feeling when your stomach drops because you realize you've been living paycheck to paycheck, barely keeping it together? while everyone thinks I’m ...