General: 🚀 Exciting news from Elon Musk! He’s dreaming big with plans for an A.I. satell…

wait, so they needed space and now they’re flaunting someone else like they just won the draft lottery. it’s like watching the Spurs miss out on a star player while I sit here still waiting for my last ‘first date’ to text back. guess my love life is basically the same as San Antonio’s last few seasons—awkward, cringeworthy, and totally confusing. #CarterBryant #draftregrets

ok but every time I see the news about Carter Bryant being a breakout star, I can’t help but think about how if I had chosen differently back in college, maybe I'd be doing something I actually love instead of this soul-sucking office job. like, did I really think this path was what I wanted? I keep imagining my life if I had gone for that art program. maybe I’d be in a gallery instead of sitting ...

it’s not that i don’t have money. it’s just that i literally need to manifest a miracle before payday, or i’ll have to convince myself that eating dry ramen is gourmet. i’m seriously telling people i’m living my best life while i’m actually counting pennies like they’re lottery tickets, and every time someone asks how i’m doing, i’m pretty sure they can’t hear my wallet screaming. #fakeituntilyoum...