I swear, the worst part about reading a really good book is when you finish it and just sit there like you've lost a friend. Like, what do I do now? Go back to my sad reality where my biggest adventure is deciding what to have for dinner? And don’t even get me started on those cliffhangers. I’m fighting the urge to stalk the author on social media and plead for a sequel. If only real life had an e...
I just spent two hours scrolling through my old social media posts, and I can't help but appreciate the absolute glow-up my friend circle has gone through. We went from awkward teens posting duck-faced selfies to adults dropping the most wholesome "I love you guys" posts while clutching overpriced lattes. It's wild how we all somehow evolved into these functional humans, but honestly, sometimes I ...
I really don’t understand why people get so excited about “adulting.” Like, no one tells you that it’s mostly just figuring out which bills to pay this month and trying to remember where you put your car keys for the third time today. And don't even get me started on grocery shopping—why does buying pasta feel like solving a Rubik's Cube? A whole aisle and I still can't decide which one is best for my 3-minute meal plan. Can we just go back to being kids and playing pretend instead of pretending to have our lives together?
I really don’t understand why people get so excited about “adulting.” Like, no one tells you that it’s mostly just figuring out which bills to pay this month and trying to remember where you put your car keys for the third time today. And don't even get me started on grocery shopping—why does buying pasta feel like solving a Rubik's Cube? A whole aisle and I still can't decide which one is best for my 3-minute meal plan. Can we just go back to being kids and playing pretend instead of pretending to have our lives together?
I have a confession: I genuinely think people who go to the gym just to take selfies are the real heroes of our time. Like, you are working out and simultaneously documenting your journey in 4K for the world to see? That’s multitasking at its finest! Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how to fit my third pizza into my lifetime fitness goals. Let’s not even talk about how I could probabl...