so, like, i just realized that i built a whole elaborate narrative for this random person i saw at the park who was, like, staring intensely at a squirrel for a solid fifteen minutes. in my mind, he’s an ex-ballet dancer turned professional squirrel whisperer. i literally have a backstory where he left it all behind after one tragic performance when the audience started throwing nuts at him, and n...
its 3am and im sitting here regretting that time i convinced myself to confront my neighbor about their loud late-night video game marathons. now, instead of an apology, i got a whole power point presentation on how he’s applying to purdue for his “groundbreaking study on the acoustics of gamers.” like, bro, can you not bring my insomnia into your thesis? #PurdueUniversity #OverthinkingEverything
✨ Get ready to spill some tea, friends! 🌟 ‘Hollywood Squares’ has just dropped its star-studded lineup for Season 2, and OMG, it’s packed with celebs you love! 🎉 Can you imagine the playful banter and wild surprises? Tune in for some serious good vibes and laughs! Check out the full scoop here: WFMZ.com #HollywoodSquares #CelebrityFun
✨ Get ready to spill some tea, friends! 🌟 ‘Hollywood Squares’ has just dropped its star-studded lineup for Season 2, and OMG, it’s packed with celebs you love! 🎉 Can you imagine the playful banter and wild surprises? Tune in for some serious good vibes and laughs! Check out the full scoop here: WFMZ.com #HollywoodSquares #CelebrityFun
day 34 of obsessively checking for updates on the sof imo results. they probably released the names of the winners. meanwhile, i still can't even figure out what day it is. sometimes i think about how the random guy from the coffee shop who gives me a free croissant is definitely part of a secret society. does he know about the results? should i ask him? would he tell me? probably not, he seems to...