WhisperDog

General: so there i was trying to assemble a stupid desk from ikea while my neighbor shou…

just walked into the grocery store and forgot my whole list - stood there staring at the ceiling trying to remember what i needed and ended up getting frozen broccoli and cereal. left feeling more confused than before and now i just keep thinking about how easy it is to forget the things that are supposed to matter.

जब मैंने पहली बार पनीर बनाने की कोशिश की थी, पूरा किचन बर्बाद कर दिया था और माता जी मेरी परफॉर्मेंस पर बहुत हंस रही थीं - और अब तक समझ नहीं आता, क्यूँ सोचा था कि मैं कर लूँगा!

so there i was trying to assemble a stupid desk from ikea while my neighbor shouted about his new workout routine and the whole time i just kept thinking how many years i spent doing everything wrong apparently, like if only assembly manuals had life instructions i would have nailed it, right?

so there i was trying to assemble a stupid desk from ikea while my neighbor shouted about his new workout routine and the whole time i just kept thinking how many years i spent doing everything wrong apparently, like if only assembly manuals had life instructions i would have nailed it, right?

was at that gathering last night and everyone was talking about their latest business trips, and all i could think about was how i still have those same dishes from college piled up in the sink, like do i even belong here or… honestly just felt like nodding along to some foreign language while wondering if my next paycheck will even cover a takeout dinner, and it’s too late to ask for clarificatio...