WhisperDog

General: so i was trying to impress this guy at the grocery store and told him i was into…

went to the store today and honestly forgot my grocery list like how do you forget your grocery list and end up just buying chips and random stuff instead of actual food like this is why i literally never get anything done

प्यार से दवाई लेने गई थी पर डॉ के साथ सच्चाई ये थी कि भूल गई थी कि वह उस अस्पताल में नहीं हैं, फॉर्म भरते वक्त बाहर सब लोग देख रहे थे और दिमाग में ये था कि इसने फर्ज़ी नाम लिखा है, शरम आ रही थी, सच्ची बात है, पता नहीं कैसे बोरिंग बातचीत में ये सब कह दिया। घर वाले ये सोचेंगे कि मैं पागल हो गई हूँ।

so i was trying to impress this guy at the grocery store and told him i was into “organic shopping” but what came out was “organically shopping” and he just stared at me like i had six heads and walked away, and now i cannot stop thinking about it while i stand here wondering how i am still alive after this

so i was trying to impress this guy at the grocery store and told him i was into “organic shopping” but what came out was “organically shopping” and he just stared at me like i had six heads and walked away, and now i cannot stop thinking about it while i stand here wondering how i am still alive after this

just tried to buy some new shoes for work and they were like twenty bucks more than i thought—checked my account and that panic hit hard because there’s only enough for groceries left this week, like how did it get this tight. i swear sometimes it feels like the universe just looks away when you really need a break, so yeah guess i will just keep wearing these old ones until they fall apart.