i finally put my pets on a budget. they get premium kibble because i can't bear to look at my instant ramen stash. the people at work think i'm pulling in six figures, but honestly, my biggest stress is deciding whether to pay the electricity bill or buy cat litter. at this point, my hamster’s gourmet snacks are worth more than my net worth.
i just saw the news about that T20 World Cup sponsorship and it hit me—people see me as this thriving, adult professional while i'm over here working in a toxic cube farm where dreams go to die. i play this mental game of convincing myself that someday i'll buy a ticket to actually watch a game instead of just hearing the commentary blaring in the break room while i dodge calls from creditors. mea...
i found out my partner was texting someone else and i swear i just stared at my phone like a raccoon caught in headlights. my heart's racing, my mind's doing a million break-up speeches, and i'm here practicing how to cry without looking ugly—when suddenly, i remembered my horoscopes say to "work together" with my partner, but here i am, competing in a weird game of emotional charades. like, should i be texting them both? ask for a duet? it’s too much. ugh, now i’m pretty sure my own phone's just waiting to start a gossip group on my misery. # برجمیزان حظك اليوم #
i found out my partner was texting someone else and i swear i just stared at my phone like a raccoon caught in headlights. my heart's racing, my mind's doing a million break-up speeches, and i'm here practicing how to cry without looking ugly—when suddenly, i remembered my horoscopes say to "work together" with my partner, but here i am, competing in a weird game of emotional charades. like, should i be texting them both? ask for a duet? it’s too much. ugh, now i’m pretty sure my own phone's just waiting to start a gossip group on my misery. # برجمیزان حظك اليوم #
aaj jab maine #Jaber ke protests dekhe, yaad aaya meri ex ke saath woh moments jab hum kisi bhi crisis ko side-by-side face karte the. woh thi meri rock, ab mai ghar walon ke beech khud ko khoj raha hoon, aur sabko pata hai ke yeh bas dikhawa hai. matlab ab toh wo girl jise kabhi bepanah pyaar kiya, zindagi ki thodi si stability ke liye bhi utni yaad nahi aati. phir bhi, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, a...