not gonna lie, i accidentally hearted my own grocery list—like, why is that a thing—so now it looks like i think cilantro is the next great American novel. i can’t just unsend it, it’s permanently engraved in the universe. just picture me at the store, feeling like a failed author, glaring at tomatoes like they betrayed me—wondering if everyone is judging my emotional attachment to kale. i might a...
literally just found out my coworker took credit for my project, the same way warriors stole the spotlight from the mavericks in last year's playoffs, except i didn’t even get a thank you text. funny how i put my heart into this presentation while they were probably planning their next 'brilliant idea' at the happy hour i wasn’t invited to. honestly, if karma has a draft, can it send them packing ...
it's literally two am and I just found a whole folder on my phone labeled "warriors vs mavericks strategy" that is just screenshots of player stats mixed with pictures of me ugly crying during my last breakup—I thought it was a safe space for my sports thoughts but now I need an emotional intervention. #WarriorsVsMavericks #HotMessExpress
it's literally two am and I just found a whole folder on my phone labeled "warriors vs mavericks strategy" that is just screenshots of player stats mixed with pictures of me ugly crying during my last breakup—I thought it was a safe space for my sports thoughts but now I need an emotional intervention. #WarriorsVsMavericks #HotMessExpress
not gonna lie, i just checked the weather for dehradun and now i literally understand why adults are always so tired—i tried planning a weekend escape to a place with snow and my boss just casually told me about the storm that's gonna drop like six feet of disappointment instead of actual fun. now i'm debating whether to pack my bags or just call in sick for a vacation that literally doesn't exist...