the violence in hyde park is out of control — eric billops murdered in woodlawn while others are busy tweeting about pitbull's concert, unreal right? the city's falling apart, and nobody's doing a damn thing about it!
so once at a family reunion, i accidentally brought a bag of the most pungent durian fruit thinking it was a different snack and watched everyone gag while my grandma asked if it was my idea of a joke. at least it got them all to talk to me even if it was just about the smell.
yaar, matlab samjho na, kisi se baat nahi hui aaj, kyunki खुद को किसी पर बोझ नहीं बनाना चाहता। घर वाले समझते नहीं, so I scroll through contacts and... nothing.
yaar, matlab samjho na, kisi se baat nahi hui aaj, kyunki खुद को किसी पर बोझ नहीं बनाना चाहता। घर वाले समझते नहीं, so I scroll through contacts and... nothing.
i spent three hours at the dentist's office today listening to the sweet serenade of a drill, only to be told i have a perfect smile, but my insurance still won’t cover anything, and i couldn’t help but wonder if the guy in the next room was getting a cavity filled while secretly auditioning for a horror movie with those screams – then i realized my dentist has a framed picture of himself fishing ...