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General: wait, so i found out the new hire i trained makes literally 20% more than me, an…

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ngl, my grandma just called to ask why I'm still single, so I told her I have a "secret admirer." she replied, "i can help you with that, dear" while I was staring at my crush's text that just said 'lol' after three days of radio silence. now I'm not sure if I need to ghost them or my grandma first.

wait, so i found out the new hire i trained makes literally 20% more than me, and they have a pet iguana named frank who has his own Instagram. like, i’ve been busting my ass all year while they’re posting pics of frank’s “breakfast club” brunch, and honestly, i'm the one who needs to be fed now.

wait, so i found out the new hire i trained makes literally 20% more than me, and they have a pet iguana named frank who has his own Instagram. like, i’ve been busting my ass all year while they’re posting pics of frank’s “breakfast club” brunch, and honestly, i'm the one who needs to be fed now.

ngl, I just found out my ex is dating my friend... like, literally everyone knew but me, which is cool, right? meanwhile, I was just sitting at home pretending to care about my sock collection. #nothingmakesense #mybestlifepossibly