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General: wait, so my dad shows up to my grandma's funeral after like ten years of silence…

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wait, so my dad shows up to my grandma's funeral after like ten years of silence, and everyone is just HUGGING him like he didn’t ghost my entire life. meanwhile, I’m over here choking back tears and trying to pretend I'm scrolling on my phone. like, how did this turn into a family reunion while I’m just in the corner plotting my escape? does nobody care that the only connection I have with him is the DNA test results from Ancestry.com? #AwkwardFamilyMoments #FuneralCrisis

wait, so my dad shows up to my grandma's funeral after like ten years of silence, and everyone is just HUGGING him like he didn’t ghost my entire life. meanwhile, I’m over here choking back tears and trying to pretend I'm scrolling on my phone. like, how did this turn into a family reunion while I’m just in the corner plotting my escape? does nobody care that the only connection I have with him is the DNA test results from Ancestry.com? #AwkwardFamilyMoments #FuneralCrisis

literally just stood in front of my bathroom mirror and debated whether I could stretch the half a tube of toothpaste for another week. my roommate eats like a raccoon and keeps snacking away at the cereal stash that i was saving for the month. checked my bank account and it’s like a cruel joke. $52.83. one of those ridiculous 'extra fees' popped up for the utilities. not gonna lie, might have to ...