General: Hey friends, just a heads-up that a hacker is claiming to have breached the Euro…

the way that my old coworker, who literally once asked if the "overhead projector was the same as a flat screen," just got promoted to my boss ngl. i just overheard her talking about "synergy" like she actually knows what it means. like... what am i supposed to do now, pretend she didn't say that? #workdrama #whatislife

it's not that i became the type of person who joins a pottery class, it's just... it’s all the rage now, right? so there i was, throwing clay like a pro—until my instructor announced we’d be glazing our pieces. somehow, i mixed up “seashell beige” and “toxic sludge green” like a frickin’ mad scientist and now my bowl looks like something out of a sci-fi horror film. i know it’s not even ready for ...

i ran into a guy i used to build tree forts with as a kid, and he looked me dead in the eyes and asked if i was still “lifting weights” like it was some sort of retirement hobby. not that i wouldn't take a break for a cupcake or ten, but dude, we were basically mud-covered barbarians together and now he acts like i’m a stranger in a gym outfit. who knew carbs could be so dramatic? #whoareyou #nost...