so, I just found out my friends have a whole chat dedicated to sharing bizarre conspiracy theories about a missing sock and I'm just here pretending like my entire existence isn’t now centered around the GREAT SOCK MYSTERY of twenty twenty-three. I mean, seriously, who knew the topic of laundry could be so divisive, while I'm left questioning if I’m too much of a sock-less loser to be included. bu...
it’s 3am and i just realized that my fantasy of dating my celebrity crush was brutally sabotaged by a character in a romance novel. there i was, manifesting our perfect picnic in the park while he’s over here cuddling with some fictional girl whose only personality trait is being ‘quirky’. like, i trust him to choose me, not her. honestly, i feel betrayed on such a personal level, it’s like being ...
my spotify wrapped just revealed I am basically the walking embodiment of a sad clown. can we all agree that showing my top genres as "sadcore" and "breakup anthems" during company karaoke is a bold choice? just me, staring at my colleagues singing upbeat hits while I silently cry into my water bottle, contemplating if I should send my resume to the detroit pistons. at least if i fail there, I can drown my sorrows in Amen Thompson highlights. #AmenThompson #RelatableSadness
my spotify wrapped just revealed I am basically the walking embodiment of a sad clown. can we all agree that showing my top genres as "sadcore" and "breakup anthems" during company karaoke is a bold choice? just me, staring at my colleagues singing upbeat hits while I silently cry into my water bottle, contemplating if I should send my resume to the detroit pistons. at least if i fail there, I can drown my sorrows in Amen Thompson highlights. #AmenThompson #RelatableSadness
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