not gonna lie, my relatives think I’m rolling in cash just because my Instagram looks cute and polished. meanwhile, I’m staring down at my bills like they just robbed my future. every time they ask me to help with their kids’ education, I have to smile like I'm not drowning in loans and barely getting by. it’s exhausting carrying everyone's expectations while living like I’m one bad day away from ...
yaar, matlab samjho na, last week I watched that live score of the Ranji Trophy, and while everyone's raving about Auqib Nabi taking seven wickets, I was stuck crying over my seventh failed attempt to cook a proper meal. hai na, who knew that stirring pasta would end in a kitchen explosion? while I was out there measuring out flour like some culinary Einstein, my neighbor was in the next room laun...
i just checked my notes app and realized it’s basically a dark comedy. there's an entry titled 'how to live my best life' that only includes takeout menus and “never trust someone who uses a twist cap.” but then i saw that the fa cup fifth round draw is happening and panicked, thinking i had better chance of finding love than understanding the draw format. meanwhile, my last note is a heartfelt apology to my pizza delivery guy for the embarrassing moment i tried to flirt but accidentally invited him to my housewarming like he’s not just trying to deliver my extra cheese. how did it come to this? #FaCupFifthRoundDraw #LifeChoices
i just checked my notes app and realized it’s basically a dark comedy. there's an entry titled 'how to live my best life' that only includes takeout menus and “never trust someone who uses a twist cap.” but then i saw that the fa cup fifth round draw is happening and panicked, thinking i had better chance of finding love than understanding the draw format. meanwhile, my last note is a heartfelt apology to my pizza delivery guy for the embarrassing moment i tried to flirt but accidentally invited him to my housewarming like he’s not just trying to deliver my extra cheese. how did it come to this? #FaCupFifthRoundDraw #LifeChoices
literally, how many times can you daydream about someone imagining them plotting an elaborate surprise birthday party for you? like, is this a normal thing? I could swear I heard their name on the radio today, and I was convinced it was a secret message meant just for me, right? but then I realized I just played my favorite song on repeat while getting dressed and probably made awkward eye contact...