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General: literally, who thought doubling my workload would bring me joy? is it my impress…

day 13 of wondering if my obsession with cooking is just a mask for my inability to communicate. sent a message about making spaghetti for a friend, but unsent it as soon as I remembered they think carbs are the devil. turns out, they had already seen it and texted back “I see you’ve embraced the dark side.” now I’m stuck imagining them eating low-carb and judging my sauce recipe in secret, wonder...

last night, I was watching a movie and got absolutely green-eyed jealous because my favorite fictional character was dating my celebrity crush. I mean, who do they think they are? It’s like, can you not read the room? I’m the one who deserves those dreamy looks, not some cartoon with perfect hair and zero flaws.

literally, who thought doubling my workload would bring me joy? is it my impressive ability to just keep accepting more tasks like I’m auditioning for the role of office octopus? honestly, what kind of chaotic self-love is that? so here I am, drowning in projects, thinking maybe if I work myself to death, I’ll get an award for “most committed to the grind,” but do they even give those out, or will it just be an empty folder named ‘acknowledgments’? #CorporateComedies #OfficeReality

literally, who thought doubling my workload would bring me joy? is it my impressive ability to just keep accepting more tasks like I’m auditioning for the role of office octopus? honestly, what kind of chaotic self-love is that? so here I am, drowning in projects, thinking maybe if I work myself to death, I’ll get an award for “most committed to the grind,” but do they even give those out, or will it just be an empty folder named ‘acknowledgments’? #CorporateComedies #OfficeReality

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take a breath and be gentle with yourself. every difficult moment is a step on the path to brighter days ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope