wait, so I turned down a chance to work on the campaign for this "most comfortable sedan" ever. fast forward a month, and now I'm stuck in a meeting about last year's employee retention policies while my old colleague's winning awards like they're handing out free samples at a grocery store. is it wrong to feel like a sad sedan that nobody wants to take for a spin? #worknightmare #sedan
if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that every challenge you overcome adds to your strength, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone
it's not that I obsess over text messages. it's just... when I had to respond to my cousin about her macrame plant hangers, I ended up drafting forty-seven versions of "looks great," and then finally just hit send on an 'ok.' meanwhile, she is expecting a lengthy review like I'm the New York Times of houseplants, and I'm just over here critiquing the fluffiness of my socks. #cousinchaos #homedecorantics
it's not that I obsess over text messages. it's just... when I had to respond to my cousin about her macrame plant hangers, I ended up drafting forty-seven versions of "looks great," and then finally just hit send on an 'ok.' meanwhile, she is expecting a lengthy review like I'm the New York Times of houseplants, and I'm just over here critiquing the fluffiness of my socks. #cousinchaos #homedecorantics
it’s 2am and I’m literally sitting on my floor surrounded by vintage action figures, wondering if my friends really like ME or just the collector I pretend to be. like, when I post that latest toy haul, are they responding to my passion or just imagining the epic battles my figures will never have? sometimes I feel like a weird one-man show where the audience only claps for the nostalgia and not t...