honestly, i spent hours watching some random influencer transition from niche to trending and got invested in their life, but then they pivoted to a party i couldn't afford. meanwhile, my closet is filled with clothes for the other kind of life, the one nobody really gets but we all hope for. now i'm sitting here in my sweatpants, questioning my choices and wondering if they're worth the heartbrea...
...so there I was, in the store, absolutely convinced that buying scented candles was a priority for my existence, meanwhile, my fridge is looking like a sad museum exhibit of expired leftovers. I could practically hear my future self yelling from the bathroom mirror, saying, “You can't eat a candle, genius!” And yet, there I am, happily tossing another overpriced 'honey vanilla pumpkin spice' can...
not gonna lie, watching this intense rivalry between england and scotland makes me think about how we all hype up life like it's a final match, while I'm just sitting here figuring out if I should buy groceries or splurge on the latest game release. people think I’ve got my act together but I’m hiding in a loop of expectations, while secretly cringing at my own choices and... yaar, matlab samjho na, just hoping it gets easier somehow. #EngVsSco #lifeishard
not gonna lie, watching this intense rivalry between england and scotland makes me think about how we all hype up life like it's a final match, while I'm just sitting here figuring out if I should buy groceries or splurge on the latest game release. people think I’ve got my act together but I’m hiding in a loop of expectations, while secretly cringing at my own choices and... yaar, matlab samjho na, just hoping it gets easier somehow. #EngVsSco #lifeishard
i was scrolling through posts about "valentine's day two thousand twenty-six," and all my friends are showing off their fancy new gym memberships. meanwhile, my workout consists of watching others squat while i finish off the last slice of pizza in bed. everyone seems to have their lives together, and here i am still using a spoon as my only lifting tool. it’s getting ridiculous. i bet i could eve...