it’s three in the morning and I just realized my biggest accomplishment this week was perfecting the art of rearranging my sock drawer— I genuinely put more thought into that than my job search. my mom said she wasn’t mad, just disappointed, and I could feel her shaking her head from a different timezone— talk about parental power.
just got my spotify wrapped and honestly, it revealed that my musical taste is a literal cry for help. like, do i need to reevaluate my life when my top songs are all about breakups and existential dread? meanwhile, i open the news and see the DAX index is plummeting, and all i can think is, is my emotional state in sync with a falling stock market? life is just a series of unfortunate events whil...
bruh, I was just practicing my reaction to the great news I haven’t even received yet. Like if I get offered the dream job, I’m ready to jump on my couch like a contestant on a game show, but after reading about that food fight on the Southwest flight, I'm now also prepared to defend my honor against any jealous onlookers with lettuce and half-eaten sandwiches. Imagine throwing a full smoothie at someone who looks at me sideways in a waiting room, because you never know how dramatic life is about to get. #Southwest #JustInCase
bruh, I was just practicing my reaction to the great news I haven’t even received yet. Like if I get offered the dream job, I’m ready to jump on my couch like a contestant on a game show, but after reading about that food fight on the Southwest flight, I'm now also prepared to defend my honor against any jealous onlookers with lettuce and half-eaten sandwiches. Imagine throwing a full smoothie at someone who looks at me sideways in a waiting room, because you never know how dramatic life is about to get. #Southwest #JustInCase
yooo, just made up some crazy story about how my grandma needs help at the same time shark tank india is roasting that pitch for a car sticker business. here i am, clutching my empty wallet and looking at the list of names for this week's hangout. can't even afford to put a sticker on my life right now, let alone invest in any unrealistic ideas. but I swear my grandma was just fine yesterday! the ...