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literally just found out that the person i was pretending to support during their “tragic” breakup never actually ended things with their ex. i literally practiced my sympathetic nods in the mirror like it was a skill. now i need to reevaluate my entire imaginary friend circle. #dramaqueenproblems #plottedanewnarrative

last night, I was in the middle of sending my coworker a screenshot of a recipe that could revolutionize toast-making. you know, the one that adds a secret layer of avocado that everyone raves about. instead, I accidentally sent it to my grandma, who then replied with "I thought we already talked about your toast issues." my face dropped as I realized my life was now intertwined with this horrible...

it’s three a.m. and i’m scrolling through old tweets while my side hustle suddenly pays for my life—meanwhile von miller is doing whatever on the field. my coworkers still think i’m working late when i’m actually bingeing trashy reality TV to ignore my own existential crisis. I should probably care more about the game, but the only victory i see is dodging awkward small talk at work tomorrow—when ...