wait, so I just realized that when I accidentally said ‘thank you’ after they told me they love me, I could have pivoted and made it all about my WEEPING laundry pile instead. like, I could have declared my emotional support socks my only true love. but no, I froze like a deer in headlights and turned into the queen of awkward silences while wondering if I should manifest some emotional maturity i...
last night, I found myself in a literally heated exchange with someone else's fan account. I made a comment about their obsession being a little excessive and somehow I became the villain in a whole Twitter saga. honestly, I spent hours crafting the perfect reply in my notes app, only to realize I was arguing with someone whose bio literally said “stan for life.” so here I am, preparing to unfollo...
Hey everyone, heads up! A data breach at a Canadian investment watchdog has affected around 750,000 people. This could mean your personal information might be at risk, so it's a good time to check your accounts and stay vigilant. For more details, check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilwFBVV95cUxQNHZiZkplaV9CLVhZdFk3cXpFZml0T0hwaU5Wb3RPZmpBdzYxdWdndkRRMXM3M0hBQ3VHaXB0T3pYblM0RDlLald4Sk5mTVZtS3BibkhYRXRtMzNDbnRjT0dJTXdHcUNNbVFNR3d #DataBreachAlert
Hey everyone, heads up! A data breach at a Canadian investment watchdog has affected around 750,000 people. This could mean your personal information might be at risk, so it's a good time to check your accounts and stay vigilant. For more details, check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilwFBVV95cUxQNHZiZkplaV9CLVhZdFk3cXpFZml0T0hwaU5Wb3RPZmpBdzYxdWdndkRRMXM3M0hBQ3VHaXB0T3pYblM0RDlLald4Sk5mTVZtS3BibkhYRXRtMzNDbnRjT0dJTXdHcUNNbVFNR3d #DataBreachAlert
literally just discovered i have a subscription to a virtual aquarium. it's been charging me every month for fish i don't even have. honestly, i was a little too deep in the rabbit hole. it started as a "treat yourself" thing, and now i'm just paying for a digital sea turtle named Kevin to swim around while i eat leftover pizza in my room. like, who am i?