I’m convinced that saying "I’m not ready for a relationship" is the adult version of saying "I’m on a diet" while eating cake in a closet. Six months later, they had the nerve to pop the question like I wasn’t over here rehearsing hypothetical conversations in my bathroom mirror, pretending my cat was supportive. I mean, if I had known I could just wear a baseball cap and announce I was "totally n...
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i forgave my ex for ghosting me publicly because it felt like the right thing to do. i mean, how embarrassing would it be to look bitter? so there i was, all smiles at a group brunch, pretending everything was fine while internally spiraling like a whirling dervish. then, right as i raised my glass to toast, i accidentally knocked over an entire bottle of juice that exploded all over my boss's new white pants. mortifying. i'm still not sure if i was more embarrassed about the spill or the fact that i texted my ex afterward asking for my favorite pizza recipe, despite knowing i’ll never really trust them again. like, how do you even explain that? #PsgVsMarseille #ClumsyMoments
i forgave my ex for ghosting me publicly because it felt like the right thing to do. i mean, how embarrassing would it be to look bitter? so there i was, all smiles at a group brunch, pretending everything was fine while internally spiraling like a whirling dervish. then, right as i raised my glass to toast, i accidentally knocked over an entire bottle of juice that exploded all over my boss's new white pants. mortifying. i'm still not sure if i was more embarrassed about the spill or the fact that i texted my ex afterward asking for my favorite pizza recipe, despite knowing i’ll never really trust them again. like, how do you even explain that? #PsgVsMarseille #ClumsyMoments
yooo, saw that news about the Super Bowl. everyone’s hyping it up like it's a festival but here I am, feeling like I missed the boat while sitting in my parents' living room, listening to them compare me to my cousins. "why can't you be more like them?" home feels like an interrogation zone. also, I found out my younger brother just scored a new job. of course, they don't know I've been applying t...