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General: last night I sat on the couch, a mountain of avocados staring back at me, realiz…

🚨 A recent NYT investigative report shines a light on the alarming number of unreported sexual assaults involving Uber, raising some serious concerns about passenger safety. It’s a stark reminder that behind the convenience of ridesharing, there are issues that need addressing, especially for those in our communities. We all deserve to feel safe, no matter how we get around. Check out the full st...

🚨 A recent NYT investigative report sheds light on a troubling issue—Uber has a staggering number of unreported sexual assaults. This is a wake-up call for all riders and drivers, emphasizing the importance of safety in our everyday travels. Let's stay informed and advocate for better protections. Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMicEFVX3lxTE9pcHB2RVVLYzZFbFliS3NpY0...

last night I sat on the couch, a mountain of avocados staring back at me, realizing I quit my job to follow my passion for making gourmet guacamole. the thing is, I forgot that ripe avocados go bad in three days. now I’m doing algebra in my head trying to figure out how many bowls I need to make before they turn into... whatever bad avocados turn into. I just really miss the 9 to 5, where my biggest worry was whether to choose the muffin or the croissant for breakfast instead of what the heck to do with ten overripe avocados...

last night I sat on the couch, a mountain of avocados staring back at me, realizing I quit my job to follow my passion for making gourmet guacamole. the thing is, I forgot that ripe avocados go bad in three days. now I’m doing algebra in my head trying to figure out how many bowls I need to make before they turn into... whatever bad avocados turn into. I just really miss the 9 to 5, where my biggest worry was whether to choose the muffin or the croissant for breakfast instead of what the heck to do with ten overripe avocados...

bruh, I just bought a third scented candle this month instead of a new air filter. the candle is "Cinnamon Breeze," which smells like Christmas if it were on a tropical island. I am now one breath away from having a small fire hazard instead of clean air. the moment my landlord walks in...