last night, my relatives literally compared me to my cousin who is ‘doing so well’. meanwhile, i just watched a documentary about elton john and his old kneecaps turned jewelry while binge-eating ice cream straight from the tub. like, how am i supposed to be successful when the only piece of bling i have is my questionable life choices? #EltonJohn #JewelryGoals
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone #HopeExists
it is 3:07 am and i just calculated how long it would take to save for a backyard trampoline, and it turns out it will take me a full year, assuming i don't accidentally buy 23 different kinds of marshmallows for my s'mores obsession - which, spoiler alert, i definitely will. so now i am lying in bed, dreaming of bouncing, while the only thing jumping is my anxiety about ever achieving this.
it is 3:07 am and i just calculated how long it would take to save for a backyard trampoline, and it turns out it will take me a full year, assuming i don't accidentally buy 23 different kinds of marshmallows for my s'mores obsession - which, spoiler alert, i definitely will. so now i am lying in bed, dreaming of bouncing, while the only thing jumping is my anxiety about ever achieving this.
the way that i literally sat down with my relatives to talk about a recent political scandal and ended up discussing who in the family has the biggest crush on their barista instead. my aunt said she’d sign a non-disclosure agreement just to keep her secret safe, meanwhile i’m here worrying if my paycheck will arrive before the lights go out. literally just picturing everyone throwing my bill into...