i just found out that my sibling's "temporary" loan has been like the trench coat debate—it's been hanging in the closet for two years while i’m just here waiting for it to be worn. i was scrolling through the news about this greg bovino drama and realized his overcoat is more reliable than my sibling when it comes to returning things. who knew a trench coat would inspire thoughts about how the on...
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for my project - like a child who claims your dessert while you’re trying to maintain your adult composure at work - and all I can think about is how they have less originality than a late-night Trump Truth Social scroll. bruh, i’m sitting here wondering if my dreams of becoming a business icon are just as laughable as Trump's midnight social media spre...
literally just remembered that time I got so into a Villarreal vs Real Madrid match that I showed up at a friend’s house wearing a jersey I borrowed but forgot to return. his parents walked in while I was there. I started pretending to discuss tactics like I was an expert, even though I thought the yellow team was called ‘banana yellow’... awkwardly making eye contact with his dog, who clearly judged me harder than any human ever could. now it’s 3am and I can’t stop cringing about it like, why did I think I was a football analyst? #VillarrealVsRealMadrid #oops
literally just remembered that time I got so into a Villarreal vs Real Madrid match that I showed up at a friend’s house wearing a jersey I borrowed but forgot to return. his parents walked in while I was there. I started pretending to discuss tactics like I was an expert, even though I thought the yellow team was called ‘banana yellow’... awkwardly making eye contact with his dog, who clearly judged me harder than any human ever could. now it’s 3am and I can’t stop cringing about it like, why did I think I was a football analyst? #VillarrealVsRealMadrid #oops
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