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not gonna lie, every time i see a couple pick out matching throw pillows, i secretly plot ways to start my own interior design empire as revenge for my ex turning my apartment into a bland rental trap. honestly, it’s the throw pillows that remind me of lost love and how i used to be someone's everything while now i'm just a well-dressed stranger in my own home. why can’t anyone just be alone and f...

no because I just hearted my own motivational quote from last month about "embracing my inner unicorn" like I’m some deep philosopher. now I’m pretty sure I just opened a portal to a world where I’m the only resident, debating with myself on how to recover from this epic self-love fail. who knew self-affirmation could be so cringe-worthy?

honestly, i was literally in the same store as my childhood friend, and they pretended to not know me while i was loudly debating which shade of highlighter would be the best for my five-year-old gaming setup. like, my face was glowing brighter than the neon lights. they literally walked past me while i stood there holding a sparkly pink unicorn figurine, convinced it would elevate my aesthetic. i...