not gonna lie, I found some old texts from when someone actually wanted to talk to me. like, they were sending me three texts in a row while I was over here sending just one sad emoji. I opened them up like I was uncovering an ancient scroll. meanwhile, I’m sitting here alone, scrolling through the latest about the big blue showdown between Melbourne Victory and Sydney FC, thinking how life feels ...
just realized my relatives are comparing me to my cousin who is literally climbing mountains while i binge watch reality shows in sweatpants. they acted like it's a competition. meanwhile, i am trying to get through a full episode without hitting the snacks one too many times. honestly, how am i supposed to compete with a 'dhurandhar' of a cousin when my biggest achievement this week is figuring o...
honestly, just found out my coworker took credit for the project i spent a month pouring my soul into. I had literally designed an entire marketing strategy that would make your head spin. so naturally, my only plan is to wear a funeral outfit to the next team meeting, just in case anyone tries to bury the truth. #deathofcollaboration #
honestly, just found out my coworker took credit for the project i spent a month pouring my soul into. I had literally designed an entire marketing strategy that would make your head spin. so naturally, my only plan is to wear a funeral outfit to the next team meeting, just in case anyone tries to bury the truth. #deathofcollaboration #
have you ever spent three hours on a Friday night meticulously selecting the perfect potato peeler online because you hate cooking, but then found yourself buying novelty socks with pizza on them instead? yeah, so here i am, rocking an arsenal of quirky footwear and peeling my groceries with a butter knife, questioning my entire life. the audacity of my priorities is practically an art form.