no because honestly, if my grocery list ever got leaked, my reputation would be ruined. like, why do I have literally three different brands of peanut butter written down as if I’m curating a culinary museum? not to mention, there’s an item that just says “chocolate bars, for research,” and what even is that? like, seriously, who am I trying to convince?
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you ever think about how they say “we're like family here,” right before dropping the no-raise bomb? like, okay, so which part of family are we talking about? the part where you get to know everyone’s quirks or the one where you hide your financial stress like it’s a big secret? i just sat there, nodding, while my mind was racing through all the times i faked a smile just to make it through the week. i mean, i have bills piling up that literally weigh more than my sense of humor, but sure, let’s just pretend everything's fine. and honestly, there’s something almost poetic about making five-star dinner plans while scavenging through the couch cushions for spare change…
you ever think about how they say “we're like family here,” right before dropping the no-raise bomb? like, okay, so which part of family are we talking about? the part where you get to know everyone’s quirks or the one where you hide your financial stress like it’s a big secret? i just sat there, nodding, while my mind was racing through all the times i faked a smile just to make it through the week. i mean, i have bills piling up that literally weigh more than my sense of humor, but sure, let’s just pretend everything's fine. and honestly, there’s something almost poetic about making five-star dinner plans while scavenging through the couch cushions for spare change…
bruh, family gatherings really be like the Hunger Games, right? every question feels like a tactic in an elaborate strategy to dissect my existence. why does Aunt Linda always ask if I’ve finally grown out of my "crazy ideas" phase? newsflash, Aunt Linda, I am thirty-three and my idea of fun is arguing with my cat about which one of us is more delusional. but no pressure, right? nothing like being...