i honestly thought putting all my spare change into a giant pickle jar would lead to a fortune. turns out i just collected enough for a highly regrettable inflatable flamingo. it sits in my living room, mocking me while i’m quietly scrolling through budget blogs that don't understand why i'm suddenly feeling rich in shame instead of dollars. #moneytalks #inflatabledreams
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this, and every step forward, no matter how small, brings you closer to brighter days ahead. #SelfCare #HopeExists #YouMatter
ever daydreamed about naming a fictitious pizza place you own with someone who doesn’t even know you exist? like, here i am, imagining a neon sign that says “heartbreak pies” and planning the entire menu, featuring an “unrequited love” special with extra cheese. this has been my therapy session for the last two weeks. i even designed uniforms in my head, which include hats with hearts on them, because obviously the universe should know i’m sad about something even the pizza can’t fix.
ever daydreamed about naming a fictitious pizza place you own with someone who doesn’t even know you exist? like, here i am, imagining a neon sign that says “heartbreak pies” and planning the entire menu, featuring an “unrequited love” special with extra cheese. this has been my therapy session for the last two weeks. i even designed uniforms in my head, which include hats with hearts on them, because obviously the universe should know i’m sad about something even the pizza can’t fix.
so they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, right? like, just a casual "i need time" spiel. fast forward six months, and they post this picture in a grocery store holding a giant engagement ring like it’s a prize-winning melon. like, excuse me, did I just lose at the relationship game because someone needed to "focus on themselves" while planning a whole wedding? I'm just here crying ov...