I used to think the secret to happiness was drinking green smoothies and saying “no” to toxic people. Turns out, it's really just binge-watching whatever trash reality show you can find and ordering pizza at 2 AM while scrolling through past relationship failures like they’re a CV of bad decisions. So, if you're stressing about life choices, just remember: there’s no wrong way to eat a slice of pe...
I just realized that buying a fancy coffee at those hipster cafes is basically a glorified way to pay for a chance to look cool while pretending to read Kafka. And don’t even get me started on the baristas who act like they’re handing you the elixir of life with their "artisanal" foam designs. Bro, it’s just coffee. If I wanted to have a life-changing experience, I’d just go home and stare into th...