i tried to show off my knowledge of wine at a dinner party but accidentally described a bottle as "robust like a well-aged dog" instead of "well-aged oak" and everyone went silent for like three seconds before bursting into laughter. now i have to avoid dinner parties where they might pull out the "robust dog" wine for the rest of my life.
yaar, matlab samjho na, spent all this time studying engineering for a job that feels like a black hole, घर वाले समझते नहीं how every day feels like I am stuck in someone else's dream, like wo log chahte the mujhe kisi aur ka jeena.
so i just sent this voice note to someone about my favorite sandwich spot and instead of my friend it went to my aunt who still thinks i should be eating salads for lunch and now i am imagining her listening to me ramble on about how good the pastrami is—why did i even mention the extra pickles ugh
so i just sent this voice note to someone about my favorite sandwich spot and instead of my friend it went to my aunt who still thinks i should be eating salads for lunch and now i am imagining her listening to me ramble on about how good the pastrami is—why did i even mention the extra pickles ugh
meryl streep is serving it in givenchy while calling out jeff and lauren bezos for their pathetic power couple act — their billions can't buy them taste! who knew fashion could expose these posers so beautifully?