wait, so i just found out that the “super cool chef” i had a whole fantasy about building a life with never actually broke up with their girlfriend... like, imagine me in a romantic dinner montage while they were still swapping spaghetti at the other table the whole time. plot twist: the girlfriend probably makes better risotto too. #whoevenami #ididthisfornothing
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just found out that my friend was never really done with their ex... like, we spent all night talking about new beginnings and then they dropped the bomb that they STILL follow their ex on all the socials. not gonna lie, it felt like the plot twist in a terrible rom-com where you're the only one who didn't get the memo. so now, instead of enjoying their newfound freedom, i’m stuck in a group chat where it's basically just me and their unresolved feelings. #Msbte
just found out that my friend was never really done with their ex... like, we spent all night talking about new beginnings and then they dropped the bomb that they STILL follow their ex on all the socials. not gonna lie, it felt like the plot twist in a terrible rom-com where you're the only one who didn't get the memo. so now, instead of enjoying their newfound freedom, i’m stuck in a group chat where it's basically just me and their unresolved feelings. #Msbte
it's 11:37 pm and i'm staring at my fridge like it's the mona lisa... suddenly the light turns off and i feel betrayed. i was just trying to thank my leftover pizza for its services, not consider my entire existence. after an existential crisis that lasted approximately 30 seconds, i audibly confessed, "you're still my favorite." of course, the fridge didn’t respond... but it felt good to say it.