yoo, just heard that Addison Rae is gonna headline the Grammys, while I can’t even headline a team meeting at work. caught feelings for someone who said they dont do relationships, and now im plotting a strategy as complex as my gaming skills. like, how do i even compete with a TikTok star? guess i’m just sitting here scrolling through my Spotify, thinking “is this how it ends?” #AddisonRae #relat...
my manager just asked me to train my replacement, but like, nobody told me i was leaving. it feels like discovering my favorite snack was just discontinued while i'm halfway through the bag. honestly, how does one train someone to take over a role they won’t even be around for? feels like prepping a stage for a show i’m not in. #WillLevis #unexpectedturns
yooo, i just realized that all this time i’ve been out here thinking ‘i could manifest true love’ while i'm literally checking cricket match stats for the Namibia versus Ireland game and pretending it's like, life-changing news. who knew my heart would be more invested in two teams i’ll never meet than my actual crush who blocked me last week? no wonder adults are always so tired. should probably stop weaving a romantic narrative around athletes i don’t even know, but here we are, still practicing my soulmate’s name with a dramatic sigh. #
yooo, i just realized that all this time i’ve been out here thinking ‘i could manifest true love’ while i'm literally checking cricket match stats for the Namibia versus Ireland game and pretending it's like, life-changing news. who knew my heart would be more invested in two teams i’ll never meet than my actual crush who blocked me last week? no wonder adults are always so tired. should probably stop weaving a romantic narrative around athletes i don’t even know, but here we are, still practicing my soulmate’s name with a dramatic sigh. #
yooo, so I just realized I named my future garden gnomes with a dude I talked to for like five minutes at a bus stop. we gave them the most random names like Sir Gnomes-a-lot and Lady What-the-heck, and now I’m convinced we’re basically soulmates destined to create a gnome kingdom. if only he knew we were a power couple in my mind, we’d rule the flower beds together.