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i just found out my relatives are comparing me to my cousin who's apparently thriving while i'm stuck in a creative rut. like, why is everyone suddenly an expert on success? one relative said, “at least you’re not literally in a basement playing video games.” little do they know, i spent three hours yesterday composing a letter to stephen colbert about how the universe is secretly plotting against...

wait, i thought we were just having holiday dinner, but somehow it turned into an intervention about my life choices. they started by calling my mac and cheese recipe “questionable” then somehow spiraled into an hour-long discussion about how often i wear sweatpants and if it indicates low self-esteem. little do they know, it’s just my personal fashion statement.

just found out my ex is dating my friend. like, everybody knew except for me. i was over here worrying about the stock market and tech mahindra shares while my entire social circle was in on this gossip. now i'm questioning everything—did they plan this in my living room, or was it a coordinated effort while i was lost in a podcast about financial stability? oh, how the tables have turned. honestl...