you ever scroll through old photos and think, "who is this stranger with so much hope and fewer eye bags?" it’s like every time my bank account dips lower, that younger me throws a "what happened?" party. i used to daydream about tech companies investing in things that mattered—now i just feel like openai might get all the attention, while i'm here collecting overpriced coffee coupons like they're...
not gonna lie, I thought my friend group would have my back when I started a cult dedicated to cereal. like, who doesn't want to worship at the altar of Frosted Flakes, right? instead, everyone literally just looked at me like I was crazy and suddenly, I'm the weird one for having themed meetings and dress code—matching pajamas only. honestly, at this point, I might as well start a cult of one. #C...
last night, i found an old folder of poems i wrote about my love for fruit. yes, fruit. these epic sonnets praising bananas like they were ancient gods. i thought, "this is going to be the next big thing." only to realize, i sent them to my high school crush, who probably blocked me after the third mango metaphor. the twist? i genuinely thought it was brilliant art. not delusional, just passionate about peaches.
last night, i found an old folder of poems i wrote about my love for fruit. yes, fruit. these epic sonnets praising bananas like they were ancient gods. i thought, "this is going to be the next big thing." only to realize, i sent them to my high school crush, who probably blocked me after the third mango metaphor. the twist? i genuinely thought it was brilliant art. not delusional, just passionate about peaches.
i just found out my friend who rants about wanting a serious relationship never actually broke up with their ex. i mean, they kept saying they wanted to “start fresh” like it was a college essay draft, but spoiler alert—they were just citing the same sources. this feels as shady as the academic integrity policies at calicut university. #CalicutUniversity #LifeDrama