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have you ever daydreamed about how your ideal life partner would look at you from across a crowded room? just me, lounging in bed, plotting our future children’s names while surrounded by takeout containers? then it hits me, the sudden realization that i don’t even know their name, nor do they exist, and i am currently three hours deep in an online auction for an ancient cactus. just a casual Wedn...

wait, saw the news about amol balwadkar and it hit me—i’ve been waiting for the right moment to tell my boss how i really feel about those "team-building" exercises... turns out there is no right moment, and now he’s putting my name on the project we joked about and said it would never happen—so here we are, starring in a corporate horror show and i can’t even get the phrase “how dare you” out of ...

the way that melbourne city fc vs auckland fc is trending just makes me think about my cousin who married a soccer ref—he talks about the 'crucial plays' while my life feels like it’s stuck in an extra time of questionable decisions; like when I realized I just planned a vacation to a place no one asked for, yet here I am, showing up to the family gatherings alone with my 'travels' as my only comp...