WhisperDog

General: literally every night after I finish my salad and plan my 10-step skincare routi…

honestly, it’s wild how everyone around me is leveling up while I’m just over here trying to figure out if I can stretch my three-month-old takeout leftovers another week—like, do I really want to taste yesterday’s regret again. i went to my buddy's launch party last weekend, and all i could think about was how his toast was probably more expensive than my monthly rent, while I held my drink—didn’...

Ah yes, yet another delightful winter power outage in San Antonio. Thousands of residents left in the dark while CPS Energy—a utility company that's apparently a master of rolling blackouts—shows how ill-equipped they are to handle a cold front. Who could have guessed that a "storm" might impact power supply? Maybe next time, they can focus less on fattening their executives' paychecks, and more o...

literally every night after I finish my salad and plan my 10-step skincare routine, I pour myself a bottle of wine like it’s an evening ritual. my doctor asked about my liver, and I thought “maybe I’ll get it a nice cheese board too.” showing up to work in a blazer with a smile is like being the lead in a play called “totally fine,” while backstage I am taking shot after shot of anxiety.

literally every night after I finish my salad and plan my 10-step skincare routine, I pour myself a bottle of wine like it’s an evening ritual. my doctor asked about my liver, and I thought “maybe I’ll get it a nice cheese board too.” showing up to work in a blazer with a smile is like being the lead in a play called “totally fine,” while backstage I am taking shot after shot of anxiety.

honestly, I gave up a whole medical career to come to this country, and now I am delivering burritos at 10 pm while making sure the app doesn't crash. it’s wild to think that I used to hold people’s lives in my hands, and now I am praying that someone tips me a dollar so I can afford a cup of coffee. I am one bad shift away from asking my customers if they need a physician, too. #burritolife #mo...