it's not that i'm obsessed with the rockets vs spurs rivalry, it's just that i have this random 30-minute soliloquy in my head about how victor wembanyama's height is the ultimate flex in the never-ending saga of my life goals. meanwhile, my bank account looks like a sad middle schooler's diary, full of hope but empty of anything tangible. every time i think of dominance, i remember when i tried t...
just realized that every time i wanted to share my excitement about my new phone, people gave me this look. you know, that look like i just announced i adopted a dragon instead of a dog. it’s a REALME phone, not a third child! but i guess some happiness just gets stored away, like my hopes for an actual vacation. now my phone is powerful but my social life feels like a potato. #RealmeP4Power #Soci...
honestly, i let my coworker take the blame for that presentation mistake, not because i felt guilty, but because the thought of being in front of the boss sent chills down my spine. meanwhile, i just spent an entire day obsessing over the latest release of that realme p4 power, thinking if my phone could take a selfie good enough to distract from the embarrassment of my own failure. it’s ironic, right? buying a new phone that can shoot in 300MP while living in a reality where my biggest achievement is evading responsibility. #RealmeP4Power #lifeisfunny
honestly, i let my coworker take the blame for that presentation mistake, not because i felt guilty, but because the thought of being in front of the boss sent chills down my spine. meanwhile, i just spent an entire day obsessing over the latest release of that realme p4 power, thinking if my phone could take a selfie good enough to distract from the embarrassment of my own failure. it’s ironic, right? buying a new phone that can shoot in 300MP while living in a reality where my biggest achievement is evading responsibility. #RealmeP4Power #lifeisfunny
i literally reshaped my entire personality for this guy. i picked up hiking, adopted a cat, even started liking pickles. and you know what? he still said he preferred the “old me,” as if changing into someone who literally resembles a Pinterest board was not ENOUGH. now here i am, a pickle-loving cat person whose favorite hobby is crying into the void. #WhoAmI #ExtremeMakeoverFail