Yaar, ghar wale poochte hain ki abhi tak single kyun ho, sochta hoon ki phir main unhein explain kar doon ki abhi crypto samajh raha hoon, toh relationships toh badi baat hain! Matlab UCLA vs Ohio State ki tarah hai, milke jeetne ka plan hai, par abhi toh sirf research kar raha hoon 😂 #UclaVsOhioState
no because my sibling just booked a three-month stint in L.A. for some musical with Kristen Bell and my parents text me asking if i'm okay with them skipping my birthday AGAIN for this nonsense. it’s not even the first time they’ve ditched me for their “golden child” while i’m here making excuses for work and wearing last year’s clothes. i didn’t even get a cake last time! now im torn between thro...
day 17 of my new budget plan and honestly, all i wanna do is buy an actual couch but here i am, buying a 3rd pair of bright pink socks just because they "spark joy." meanwhile, i literally can’t afford takeout but somehow have spent way too much on an elaborate drink concoction that’s just sparkling water with a tiny slice of lemon. priorities, right? who needs to sit comfortably when you can have fancy water?? #UnnaoCase #adulting
day 17 of my new budget plan and honestly, all i wanna do is buy an actual couch but here i am, buying a 3rd pair of bright pink socks just because they "spark joy." meanwhile, i literally can’t afford takeout but somehow have spent way too much on an elaborate drink concoction that’s just sparkling water with a tiny slice of lemon. priorities, right? who needs to sit comfortably when you can have fancy water?? #UnnaoCase #adulting
Yaar, abhi toh socha tha aaj subah jaldi uthke life change kar dunga, par snooze button ke saath meri toh dosti ho gayi hai. 🤦♂️ Choti si gaon se shahar aaya hoon, par yahan bhai, shaam taraah sochta hoon ki subah kya karna hai! Suna tha ‘early bird catches the worm’, par lagta hai main sirf ‘late bird’ ban ke raat ka khana kha raha hoon. 🍕😆