just realized i have been waiting for the "perfect moment" to finish the six unfinished books on my nightstand and now one of them is about a dystopian future where time runs out, which feels like an oddly timed warning about my life choices. #oops #dystopiavibes
not gonna lie, i spent an hour yesterday planning my speech for when the UPS delivery person inevitably arrives and wants to know why my front porch looks like a shrine to my neglected plants. i envisioned a heartfelt monologue about my passion for houseplants while they just stand there, delivering a package of nothing significant to them, like a therapist witnessing my sad unraveling.
not gonna lie, i spent an hour yesterday planning my speech for when the UPS delivery person inevitably arrives and wants to know why my front porch looks like a shrine to my neglected plants. i envisioned a heartfelt monologue about my passion for houseplants while they just stand there, delivering a package of nothing significant to them, like a therapist witnessing my sad unraveling.
yooo, just had the wildest moment. i was deep in a conversation about my boss's insane ideas and screenshots were definitely involved. laughed so hard at my own sarcasm, hit send... and oops, sent it straight to my boss. now i am OVER HERE imagining the awkward water cooler chat about MARCO ASENSIO saving lives with bottles of water while i sip mine in shame. life just loves to keep it spicy. #Mar...